- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
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Portal “Still Alive” ft. Sp00nerism
(Source: searollsdeathtolls, via anklelint)
Tom is going to be pissed when he logs on and finds this inside his castle thingy.

In my defense, I didn’t make the penis, but me and Mark made a house in it xD
Killing Floor or school…….
Killing Floor it is.
Come play wiff me on Minecraft :3
IP: MC.Hollowed.org
The feeling when you are randomly shooting headshots with xbow and something is gnawing you from behind
And you turn around and it’s a motherfucking fleshpound three inches away
“Oh, hello”
OFMGBSGHADJKHQAKJEKLHNL:DJKASKLHNFSKLJLKJDKSLJFNJKJM
I CAN’T
BREATHJEKSJWP
This happened to me tonight. Fucking shit.
Fleshpound, go fuck yourself.
Can't Avoid The Midnight Run: So I woke up this morning in a pool of my own blood.
Wait, let me back up.
Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering that…
Holy shit this woman is amazing.


